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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

“Everything is under control.”

★ 6.3 TMDB Rating · 429 votes

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director
Mary Bronstein
Release date
Oct 10, 2025
Original language
English
Origin
United States

Cast of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

  • Portrait of Rose Byrne

    Rose Byrne

    Linda

  • Portrait of Conan O'Brien

    Conan O'Brien

    Therapist

  • Portrait of A$AP Rocky

    A$AP Rocky

    James

  • Portrait of Danielle Macdonald

    Danielle Macdonald

    Caroline

  • Portrait of Delaney Quinn

    Delaney Quinn

    Child

  • Portrait of Mary Bronstein

    Mary Bronstein

    Dr. Spring

  • Portrait of Ivy Wolk

    Ivy Wolk

    Diana

  • Portrait of Mark Stolzenberg

    Mark Stolzenberg

    Parking Attendant

  • Portrait of Manu Narayan

    Manu Narayan

    Landlord

  • Portrait of Christian Slater

    Christian Slater

    Father

  • Portrait of Eva Kornet

    Eva Kornet

    Breathworker

  • Portrait of Ella Beatty

    Ella Beatty

    Kate

Where to Stream If I Had Legs I'd Kick You by Country

United States
Streaming on MaxRent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies
United Kingdom
Streaming on BFI PlayerRent or buy on Apple TV Store, Rakuten TV, Amazon Video
India
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Canada
Streaming on Paramount+, Crave, HooplaRent or buy on Apple TV Store, CosmoGo, FlixFling
Australia
Streaming on Stan, HooplaRent or buy on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video, Fetch TV

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