Two and a Half Men
“Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.”
- 2003 –2015
- Ended
- TV-14
★ 7.4 TMDB Rating · 3.8K votes
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Created by
- Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
- Seasons
- 12
- Episodes
- 262
- First aired
- Sep 22, 2003
- Networks
- CBS
- Original language
- English
- Origin
- United States
Cast of Two and a Half Men
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
Where to Stream Two and a Half Men by Country
- United States
- Streaming on Peacock, Philo, YouTube TVRent or buy on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies
- United Kingdom
- Streaming on Prime Video, ITVX Premium, MaxRent or buy on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video
- India
- Streaming on Prime Video, JioHotstar
- Canada
- Streaming on Prime VideoRent or buy on Apple TV Store, Amazon Video
- Australia
- Streaming on Prime Video, Stan, MaxRent or buy on Apple TV Store
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Seasons
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Specials
Air date unknown
41 episodes
A collection of behind-the-scenes features, cast interviews, and retrospective moments celebrating the show's twelve-year run. Relive the funniest scenes, fan-favorite episodes, and the lasting legacy of television's most unlikely family.
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Season 1
Sep 22, 2003
24 episodes
Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.
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Season 2
Sep 20, 2004
24 episodes
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.
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Season 3
Sep 19, 2005
24 episodes
Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.
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Season 4
Sep 18, 2006
24 episodes
Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.
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Season 5
Sep 24, 2007
19 episodes
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
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Season 6
Sep 22, 2008
24 episodes
The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.
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Season 7
Sep 21, 2009
22 episodes
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
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Season 8
Sep 20, 2010
16 episodes
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
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Season 9
Sep 19, 2011
24 episodes
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
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Season 10
Sep 27, 2012
23 episodes
Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.
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Season 11
Sep 26, 2013
22 episodes
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
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Season 12
Oct 30, 2014
16 episodes
In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.
